Barbie the Cannibal
My dream begins with myself, as Spyro, giving a game tutorial in my room. Miss Finster, from the cartoon Recess, is the antagonist and the goal is to exit the room without waking her. I must also choose a toy from a pile, each one makes a noise, thus providing the challenge. I creep towards the door and suddenly I am in my own body and Miss Finster is one of my barbie dolls in a baby’s high chair. I poke the barbie doll and it snaps at me. Leaving the toy behind, I flee the room. The scene changes and now I am looking out a window at my parents playing golf. The same barbie from before is now easily over 10 feet tall and runs at my parents from behind. She swallows them whole in front of my eyes and I wake up crying. I have not touched that doll since.
Last night I dreamt that a cousin of mine started contacting me via tumblr about a family reunion coming up. Later that day I arrive at her dad’s house to see the party is in motion, but the coolers full of drinks were forgotten at someone’s home and I join my grandpa and uncle to get them. Suddenly I fall out of the van without harm and am placed in what looks like a office you would find in a clinic. A nurse hands me a water bra and a swimsuit with a knowing look and without questioning anything I put on the articles given to me. She then guides me out of the building where I find myself underwater. There is a hubbub among the fish and then silence when a starfish enters the scene. Immediately I recognize him as the dictator of the ocean and realize, oh shit, I’m probably his concubine or something. Out of the corner of my eye I see some of my friends and the Doctor. He gives me a wink and disappears. I know he’s up to something, will probably save myself and my friends and maybe the whole ocean, so I decide to play along and pretend to be dumb to acquire more information. It turns out all I have to do is sit next to the starfish dictator and listen to him babble about his day. It doesn’t take long to learn he’s really a puppet to a squid who’s the real brains behind the operation. However, before further action can take place I wake up to discover I’m in a classroom that looks a lot like my grandparents’s living room and find that my friends who were in the dream are discussing it as well. We all discover that we each had dreams that took place in the same setting. My friends were about to be executed when we all woke up. Then, I really wake up.
Harry Potter, President of the New World
I had this one dream where I had arrived on a new planet. The gist was Earth was falling apart and the adults had exhausted every effort to get all the minors onto this safe planet and continue the human race. We had an established shelter and what limited resources we had brought with us as well as hundreds of books that had already been organized into a library. I was wandering around this library when a guy I went to school with appeared. He was a librarian and he showed me around. We played legos with this kid until it got dark. The new world lacked electricity it seemed. I left the building and followed two teens walking away towards a mountain. Upon noticing me, they called me to join them and asked me, “Harry, where have you been?” Suddenly, I am Harry Potter, suffering from amnesia but the longer I walk with my friends (who turn out to be Ron and Hermione) the more I recollect of myself. We embark on a quest to seize electricity for our developing colony. Our only hope is to reach the faraway mountain. After several hours we reach the base of a sheer face of the mountain. At eye level there is a speaker implanted in the rock and a voice booms out “DANCE.” I am suddenly joined by roughly a hundred other dancers dressed in safari animal costume and we commence in a well choreographed musical number with me at the lead. I am on fire. This is the best dancing I have ever done in my life. The music ends. The voice speaks again. “GOOD JOB. I LIKED THAT. HERE YOU GO.” Lights flick on above us and a cheer is raised. I, Harry Potter, have secured electricity for the new planet. The crowd carries me back home where I take my place as world president and live in my mansion.
I had a dream that adori and zombieskully were touring around the world. Their performance was drawing. They just drew in front of a crowd of people. After the show Skully would sign everything in arm’s reach. My friend was coloring in a dragon coloring book and he just shoves her aside and signs every single page with a colored in dragon. She started crying from joy I think and everyone around the two of them just goes, “Ooh, so dedicated to his fans. What a wonderful man. God bless that artist.” And this slow clap builds up for Skully’s chivalrous autographing.
I dreamed that my mother had bought me a car. The odd thing thing was it wasn’t my birthday, or any holiday. I’m only 15 and I don’t know how to drive. The car was also a piece of shit. Green, without windows, old and the best part was my mother had bought this car before but it didn’t work so she returned it. The dealers painted it green and got her to buy it again.